Merry Pissmas! Pissed My White Pants as I Was Fucking Desperate After a Walk. Pee Went Everywhere so Got Naked to Clean up

Oh Jesus fucking Christ! I was absolutely fucking bursting for a pee upon getting home from a 3-4 hour amble with my bestie. I got my jogging bottoms down in time but not my white panties and so the first part of the piss you can see it gushing through the fresh cotton. Then I try really hard to stop the flow so I can take my soggy knickers off to give you a better view of my hairy bushy pussy letting my golden nectar flow. And then? Then I stop the flow again to get a head torch shining on me, so you get a much better view of my goddess like perfect naked body (your words, not mine!) as u finish squeezing out every last drop. And then? Then it's cleaning up time! Which involves giving you the view of my cute little butt as I use wet those moist tissues to clean up the pee that went all down my legs and over my arse/ass. I give hole number two a proper clean too. Oh, and as it's me, there's a random little ‘sexy' dance thrown in there too. Obviously! I am me after all.