SECURITY GUARD WANKER!!!!

Now, there are several duties that every security guard has to cover in his day-to-day work.

Watching the **** has to be top of the list.

So it's fairly surprising that when this night watchman picks up the phone,

dials a sex hotline, drops his trousers and unsheathes his nightstick,

he doesn't notice that it's all caught on his own cameras.